My Absolutely BIASED Solavei Review?

by Franco on March 13, 2013

SHOCKING BREAKING NEWS: Solavei Releases Reps!

Solavei Review Info News Shocking

You Heard This STUNNING Solavei News Here First….

Solavei (we’ll get into who the heck they are in a minute) – has RELEASED REPS………….!

……into the field to sell their mobile services in MLM Style.

SHOCKED……

I POUR OVER the raw UN-EMOTIONAL….

UN-Over-Dramatic……

(as you can clearly see by my “no hype” tone…)

I POUR OVER the raw FACTS and DATA
to get YOU, my serious and thoughtful readers…

The “REAL DOWN & DIRTY SCOOP” on Solavei

(insert Mission Impossible music here)

Or even better…. a cool Mission Impossible video:

<dancing a jig>

Put on your seat belts, let’s talk about What Solavei is, exactly…

What is Solavei? (and why should you care?)

Well, before we get into any kind of relevant information that can actually help you…

(cmon now, EVERYONE knows that “relevant information” is BORING,
especially on such a “sexy” topic as 4G and LTE and html5 and UNLIMITED DATA!!!!!)

freaking <YAWN!!!!>

Let me first pad my review here and stuff in some hilarious
but “really being searched” keyword phrases on SOLAVEI!!!!! lol

Look at this cheat sheet! LOOK I SAY!!!!

solavei-search-engine-queries

 

Now, just in case…

Let’s actually jot some of these relevant phrases down…

Call it our first “commercial break” before we get to the rest of the story…

Low
590
590
Low
74,000
74,000
Low
33,100
33,100
Low
73
73
Low
58
46
High
480
480
High
1,000
1,000
Medium
49,500
4,400
Low
124,000,000
16,600,000
Low
110
110
Low
12
12
Medium
1,600
1,600
High
210
210
Low
210
210
Low
320
260
High
480
390
High
210
170
Medium
140
140
Medium
58
58
Low
260
260
Medium
46
46
Low
480
480
Low
140
110
Medium
390
320
High
110
110
Low
12
12
Low
12
12
Medium
170
170
Medium
170
170
Medium
9,140,000
4,090,000
Low
12,100
5,400
Low
27,100
12,100
Low
226,000,000
37,200,000
Low
4,090,000
1,000,000
Low
9,900
5,400
Medium
24,900,000
2,240,000
Low
18,100
3,600
Medium
880
880
Low
170
140
High
8,100
2,900
High
9,140,000
1,000,000
High
12
12
High
4,400
3,600
Low
28
28
Medium
590
590
High
36
28
High
12
12
Low
18,100
6,600
Low
338,000,000
37,200,000

I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, but…….

 …aren’t long-tail keywords just about the sexiest beasts you’ve ever seen?

Just LOOK at those Solavei keywords!!

Look at the elegance of the [Exact Match]….

…not to be out done by the “always in style” chic-ness
of the “Phrase” match, but anyway, my ADHD makes me digress…

Let’s Investigate Solavei the MLM “Unlimited Data” Syndicate…

I had to get TRULY “under cover” resourceful and REALLY DIG
DOWN DEEP to find this TOP SECRET, NEVER BEFORE SEEN
Video Footage of Solavei… and here’s why…

Since these people at Solavei aren’t… let’s just say “Empowered”….
(oh yes I did just go there! What? Pammy likes new shoes!)
…most of them are clueless about SEO, Social Marketing and
direct response or even basic attraction marketing skills…

#JustSayin… I looked! Y’all need some Empower Network training!

So they made it REALLY HARD to find any info on them… lol

It’s not like they use Empower Network (go ahead, click anytime!) to teach them how to market
or anything really smart like that… but then again, what do you expect
from gangsters who hustle phones… <yawn>

Solavei Unlimited Data $49 Cell Phone Plan

You know, maybe one day after they realize how BORING
it is to actually save people tons of money on their hyper-inflated cell phone bills…

(pause for effect)

 

…they’ll realize that you can’t sell phones, unlimited data, 4G, 3G, 127G
or Smart Phones, Dumb Phones… not even Genius Phones unless…

You actually learn HOW TO MARKET
and BUILD YOUR OWN LIST FIRST….

 

…by using something SICKLY ATTRACTIVE and RIDONKULOUS like
the hyper converting automated system, highest quality education and mastermind
and the infinitely more sexy 100% Comp plan of something brilliant and proven like…

Empower Network my brothas and sistas!

(insert OBNOXIOUSLY GIGANTIC “call to action” Empower Network Banner here)

Join Empower Network Level One Network Sucks

So here’s a Solavei Video Undercover Exposed:

It’s truly SINISTER the way they so arrogantly envision
saving people money on cell phone service!!!

The audacity is STUNNING!

Why not just let it go and let people keep paying high fees, I mean, who the hell do they think they are?

And HERE is where I begin to get really TOUGH and MACHO and LOUD about this “SCHEME!”…..

But wait…

(I have to go pick up Valerie from kindergarten and if I don’t get there in time, Pammy will kick my ass, so I’ll come back a little later and be tough and macho again…. Solavei just bought themselves a little time…)

Ok, I’m back!

Back to this BREAKING NEWS about SOLAVEI RELEASING REPS…

So far, what we know is that they are selling Cell Phone Service with Unlimited talk, text and data through a little scheme called “Network Marketing” or “MLM” and THAT’S where it starts getting UGLY my friend…

They actually claim that they can SAVE customer’s money on their cell phone bill,
give them MORE services like unlimited data on cool phones AND…

They can help them MAKE MONEY too by referring friends, family and
just about anyone to them… from the Solavei Network Marketing MLM style
compensation plan commissions….

They envision their distributors attracting customers and other distributors
and earning residual incomes on top of having their own cell phone bills
pretty much covered and paid for by their referrals!!!!

Dude……….

WHATEVER!

Here watch this Solavei Video For More HYPE and NONSENSE!!!

See what I mean…? all corny and junk!

Just who do they think they’re fooling?

Look, here’s where I have an issue with their comp plan………

It’s like a get three… binary…. flip it around matrix quad level
with fast start bonuses and disc brakes…. or something.

In fact, even though I have absolutely no clue what the heck the difference is
between their plan and Monavie’s or Amway…. here’s the thing…….

It’s NOT 100% Sexy Commissions! And……..

Young Grasshopper…

You ain’t going to make JACK from that plan or ANY plan unless
you learn some marketing skills and you learn how to attract a crowd…

…how to build a list and twist it into sales conversions with videos,
follow up, emails, texts, social media, hangouts, webinars and tigers
and bears… OH MY!

YOU NEED THIS….

Then you can sell that….

If you really want to sell all the “sexy” (yawning) sizzle of…….

 

Solavei Cell Phone Plan Hustling?

But then Solavei talks about Mobile Service….
…trying to romance you into a buyer’s trance here:

See how they’re trying to be all slick?

Serious PT Barnum promotion tactics there my friend,
beware… more videos like that and they’ll have you buying
swamp land or beach front property in Arizona!

Then they REALLY turn on the charm and
Solavei talks about Warm & Fuzzy Member’s Stories:

<NO I”M NOT! I Just got something in my eye
and they got watery!!!>

Anyway…

You pretty much get the drift about Solavei “The Cell Phone Plan Messiah!”
….and their “save you” Network Marketing MLM Compensation Plan stuff.

And to be honest…

If you want more information you can check them out directly
at their “secret society” un-marketed, lacking in seo training
website and youtube channel linked below…

Visit the Solavei Website here.

Visit the Solavei YouTube Channel here.

Visit Solavei on Facebook here.

So now I want to reveal some SINISTER of the HIGHEST ORDER…

There is a “Digital Gangster” at Solavei Who Claims
to have a vision of helping people understand exactly
how to take full advantage of both the Solavei Products
and Services…. AND the Solavei Business Opportunity
and Compensation Plan.

His name?

(if it’s even his real name…… is)

Eric “The Digital Gangster” Green

(now I don’t have any clue just how long
this guy’s rap sheet is or how much of a 
“shot caller” he is in his own home “honey do list”)

But he is the self proclaimed MESSIAH of SOLAVEI!

Here’s a pic so he doesn’t fool you running around
with disguises on….. or cartoon character pics on facebook:

The Suspect Formerly Known as
“Digital Gangster” aka: Eric Green
Click here to harass him on facebook!

Eric-Green-Digital-Gangster-Solavei

I know, I know… VERY Scary Looking!!!

He loves to pose with beautiful women so that he
looks more “gangsta” but I don’t think he really knows her…

If he DID…. then we’d be dealing with a REAL
Marketing and Sales PROFESSIONAL since he’d have
clearly OVER SOLD himself here but I’d say this...

If you’re truly “falling in love” with the idea (yawn) of
actually getting in the Cell Phone Hustle Business….

…and you’re a glutton for punishment…

…I guess you can call this guy or stalk him on his facebook
and get the rest of the Solavei scoop from him.

It’s all good and dandy, but just remember this…

You ARE NOT GOING TO SELL ANY SOLAVEI stuff
if you do not plug into solid internet marketing training
and a system that can get you traffic, build your list online
and even convert some 100% commission sales so you can
party and market like a real gangsta!

(slide in a sublimely GIGANTIC and REALLY OBNOXIOUS
Empower Network “call to action” GANGSTER BANNER here)

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This Solavei Review and Breaking News Story is NOT Over…

We will be going underground and checking in with our
“eyes and ears” and the moles we’ve implanted deep inside
the heart of this home based business scheme…

And we’re going to be updating this post periodically
so be sure to enter your name and email on the list here
on the blog and you won’t miss any updates…

…until then, good luck, watch your back and don’t
fall for any MLM La-La-Land crap!

Be sure to ARM YOURSELF TO THE TEETH
in relevant and cutting edge marketing education,
leverage and use systems that work for you 24/7…

…and MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL!!!!

STOP wasting your time hopping from deal to deal
like an MLM Junkie or using “Slavery Model” tactics
that BARELY worked back in the 70’s like chasing your
friends and family, 3-way calling like losers or making
that pathetic list of 50 and using the 3 Foot Rule to
“find sharp prospects”………

Look, here’s a little tip about the old “3 Foot Rule”…..

That’s TOO DAMN CLOSE!!!!!

You come inside of 3 feet into my space and you get
punched in the nose, man!!! 3 Feet from ANYONE
is too damn close!!! BACK OFF!!!!

This has been another SCAM REVIEW from the
Home Business Scheme Desk inside the Home Office
of…… your neighborhood online blogger:

Franco “EXPOSE THE WUSSBAGS” Gonzalez

Franco Gonzalez Santa Clarita Valencia Internet Marketing Specialist

P.S. If you think anything about what I wrote above
has any meaning what so ever in the world of reality,
please go check yourself in. You need help. :0)

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